Twilight: "Wait, what?! HOW?!"

Dash: "Um... I'm awesome? And since I'm awesome, and magic, I should be able to unlock more power from my element. Which adds to my own magic, and makes me even MORE awesome."

Pinkie: "Makes sense to me!"

Twilight: "... You're trolling me aren't you?"

Dash: "Not everything's about you, Twi. It's actually ALL ABOUT ME!"

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Random pony idea. The Main 6 all have novels, comics, and other media based on them. Or roughly based on them. Along with merchandise. Their reactions to this stuff could be fun. And very lewd.

Dash: "So, what's a flesh light? I mean, if it's a flashlight, it's blocked by the bits on it. Why do they match my fur?"

Rarity: "I can't bring myself to tell her....."

Fluttershy: "I'm actually surprised she doesn't know what one is, I mean I even know."

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As it turns out, there are a multitude of hot mares in Ponyville who are all down for casual sex. Downright enthusiastic for it, in a wide variety of ways with a wide variety of partners. But they only appear one at a time and at random moments. And the truth is... They're all one mare.

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Twilight: Teleports right into Celestia's bedroom "LUNA WHAT THE BUCK IS GOING ON?! YOU TOLD ME CELESTIA IS DEAD?! HOW?! WHY?! WHAT HAPPENED?!"

Luna: "Oh! Hello Twilight Sparkle. Yes, our sister has died."

A little filly alicorn with pink hair is on the bed.

Luna: "There she is."

Twilight: "..." Twilight .exe has failed

Luna: "You see, to allow alicorns to survive so long, every so often we undergo a regeneration cycle where we die, and are reborn."

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So, it turns out that Flash Sentry does notice that he's not making a lot of progress in getting Twilight's affections, and she's not making much progress either. But Flash notices that there is something Twilight pays a LOT of attention to: Fighting and then reforming villains. So...

Flash Sentry: "You can't stop me, Twilight! NO ONE CAN STOP ME! I'm a monster now! I gave in... I've done terrible things... I am now PURE EVIL!"

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Yet another stupid Celestia-based idea:

For centuries, Celestia has been hoping that a male alicorn she could have all the sexy times she could want forever would ascend. But alas, no alicorn male has ascended yet. And Celestia is tired of waiting and using... Toys and Attachments.

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While I do enjoy the Cutie Remark, I do think the episode needed a better ending. So here's a thought:

When Twilight and Starlight land in the Crystal War timeline, King Sombra's forces actually manage to kidnap Starlight (he detected two very powerful magic users in the vicinity and became interested). He learns she's a time traveler and wants the spell. Starlight refuses to hoof it over, but Sombra keeps her contained and unable to cast. He's going to rip it from her, one way or another.

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Chrysalis seeks redemption. Twilight Sparkle is willing to help her, but Shining and Cadence are against it. And as it turns out, Chrysalis is using this proximity to manipulate everypony involved. But they don't find this out until Shining and Twilight are taking up arms against one another in actual civil war. The sad thing is, she's not putting thoughts into ponies' heads: She's just enhancing what ponies keep hidden inside themselves. And even after defeating her, there's still a lot of

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If you're a RWBY fan, you'll know that the lore is that there were two creator Gods, the Brother Gods. The Brother Gods have basically abandoned Remnant due to stupid crap I won't bore you with. So there are two spots wide open for better deities. But given Remnant's history with gods, perhaps what they need... Are Princesses.

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The Cutie Mark Crusaders got their hooves on a book of necromancy, and try to use it to raise Applebloom's pet mouse from the dead.
Applebloom: "Aw shucks... This stupid spell ain't workin' at all!"
As the rest of the Ponyville Graveyard rises from the grave
Applebloom: "Mister Squeakers ain't ever comin' back!"
Bright Mac: "Howdy Applebloom!"
Pear Butter: "Howdy little one!"
Applebloom: "... Who are you? Why do you smell so bad?"
"Ya don recognize your own parents?"

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We've had villainous alicorns and unicorns, but no actual Pegasi or Earth Pony villains. Not on the level of Nightmare Moon or Sombra. Sure there was Cozy Glow but still!

Now granted, the unicorn is the mage class and thus more prone to tapping into primeval forces of doom or corruption, but damnit! There should be some evil Pegasi and Earth Ponies! So let's think up some villains!

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Kakashi, Sakura and Sai all trooped out to Naruto's apartment when the blonde didn't show up for their usual meeting. Kakashi could hear the sounds of loud, riotous laughter and party horns, as well as music. Sai raised an eyebrow, as Sakura growled.

"That stupid idiot! He missed our meeting because he's partying?!" She demanded. She strode in front of Kakashi, and ripped the door open-Nearly off its handles. "NARUTO-!"

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Twilight is having tea with Princess Celestia and Luna. And notices that sometimes their attentions are elsewhere.

Luna: "Fifty for me!"

Celestia: "Fifty-five."

Twilight: "What are you doing?"

Celestia: "Alien invasion. Sixty."

Twilight: "An alien invasion?!"

Luna: "We are dealing with it. Seventy!"

Twilight: "Dealing with it?!"

Celestia: "Yes! I control my sun, and Luna controls her moon. Seventy-five!"

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Trixie did apply to Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns and passed the academic portion with flying colors.

But at the practical exam? She failed. Miserably. So she worked as her father's assistant for years before striking out on her own.

Years later, Twilight sees Trixie's techniques for magic... And realizes she was taught incorrectly by her father how to use it. And she actually has enormous talent! She offers Trixie to become her apprentice.

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So, happy day! Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry tied the knot and had a child!

The foal that results... Is a superpowered alicorn baby. A little colt who is, unfortunately, even more energetic than Flurry Heart ever was. It gets so hard balancing work and life that eventually, the couple need to pull back and take time off from their duties to really get this family thing down!

And with the rest of the Mane 6 involved, how can it go badly?

Answer: Many ways...

I myself have used the fanon of the Shadowbolts being Luna's elite, secretive counterpart to the Wonderbolts: The sneaky, special operations unit of pegasi and their support who do clandestine operations against Equestria's enemies. So here's one possibility for a fic based around it:

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So, Flash Sentry (the human one) has been exposed to raw, uncontrolled magical energies a lot. And the side effects are showing up... As increased strength, speed, agility and endurance, and maybe heat vision. To the point he's breaking doors when he opens them and crushing his fork when he picks it up. So he's going to need training with the rest of the Main 7 to master these abilities!

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One day, Rainbow Dash had had enough of Twilight Sparkle's excessive rules and worrying, and made a decision.
Dash: "Oh for buck's sake! Here!" She shoves a bottle of vodka into Twilight's mouth and makes her chug it "THERE!"
Pinkie: "DASHIE!"
Dash: "Look, this is the easiest way to get her to relax! And the fastest! You know she'd just overcomplicate literally everything!"
 Twilight: "BWAH! Rainbow Dash! What the Tartarus is wrong with you?!"

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The Royal Guard cannot be everywhere. Therefore, keeping Equestria safe involves private contractors. So there are three orders of ponies that most ponies do not interact with on a day to day basis: The Monster Hunter Orders of Equestria.

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There are monsters so hated, so reviled by ponies that even thousands of years after they vanished, many ponies feel horror just looking at their pictures. For they represent dark times, well before the founding of Equestria. When all of ponykind was subjugated under a horrific, intelligent and powerful beast.

According to the Ancient Chronicle of Harmony:

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